Reporter George Plaven of the Montana Standard reported on what will probably be my favorite DUI-related headline of the month.
Here is the story:
ANACONDA – Anaconda police arrested a 42-year-old Butte woman accused of driving drunk and ramming her boyfriend’s car Friday near Pintler Pets east of town.
Mary Corley is charged with drunken driving and two counts of disorderly conduct, all misdemeanors.
Officers pulled Corley over heading eastbound on Highway 1, just west of Opportunity. Chief Tim Barkell said she was naked, and tried running off into traffic.
Nobody was hurt.
Corley is released from jail on recognizance, and will make her initial appearance in Anaconda justice court at 10:30 a.m. Aug. 7.